Friday, December 14, 2007

Friday Five

Back by popular demand. The Friday Five

FIVE THINGS TO MAKE YOU GAG
1. The smell in a public bathroom.
2. Your almost 3 yr old drinking out of strangers cups at McDonalds.
3. Peas.
4. Warm water and mustard.
5. Opening up a tube of crescent rolls and seeing bugs.

FIVE BEST CHRISTMAS SONGS
1. 12 Days of Christmas~McKenize Brothers
2. The Hanukkah Song~Adam Sandler
3. Redneck 12 Days of Christmas~Jeff Foxworthy
4. Merry Christmas from the Family~Robert Earl Keen
5. Blue Christmas~Elvis

FIVE BEST QUOTES FROM CHRISTMAS MOVIES
1. "It's just like Santa's workshop! Except everyone looks like they want to kill and it smells like mushrooms."
2. "I could not be more surprised if I woke up with my head sewed to the carpet."
3. "THE BLESSING!"
4. "What's the problem, TODD? I don't know, MARGO!"
5. "You're supposed to miserable. It's Chrismas."

8 comments:

Melissa :) said...

Holy cow, are you serious? Blah! I love these! I was going to fix these for Christmas! Now I'm not.

I just love your sense of humor - & I love to laugh! Thanks for both! :)

Ann(ie) said...

ew!!! Bugs in the dough? =P ew.

Melissa :) said...

Oh, I forgot to mention I'm referring to #5. Guess you already figured that out. :)

mommy to an angel said...

Yeah, you're back.

Mommy Brain said...

Can you give those of us who don't have steel traps for a mind a clue as to what movies you're talking about?

Bugs really???

Jen said...

All from National Lampoons Christmas except #1 is from Elf.

Yep. Wormy bugs. And the rolls were not expired.

one hot momma said...

so, I haven't visited for a while...don't know how long the new look has been up, but I LOVE IT! I am wondering however, if the warm water and mustard is supposed to go together, or if you just don't like either one of them...why would they be together? Maybe to attract the wormy little buggers in your crescent rolls!?!

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