Back by popular demand. The Friday Five
FIVE THINGS TO MAKE YOU GAG
1. The smell in a public bathroom.
2. Your almost 3 yr old drinking out of strangers cups at McDonalds.
4. Warm water and mustard.
5. Opening up a tube of crescent rolls and seeing bugs.
FIVE BEST CHRISTMAS SONGS
1. 12 Days of Christmas~McKenize Brothers
2. The Hanukkah Song~Adam Sandler
3. Redneck 12 Days of Christmas~Jeff Foxworthy
4. Merry Christmas from the Family~Robert Earl Keen
5. Blue Christmas~Elvis
FIVE BEST QUOTES FROM CHRISTMAS MOVIES
1. "It's just like Santa's workshop! Except everyone looks like they want to kill and it smells like mushrooms."
2. "I could not be more surprised if I woke up with my head sewed to the carpet."
3. "THE BLESSING!"
4. "What's the problem, TODD? I don't know, MARGO!"
5. "You're supposed to miserable. It's Chrismas."