No time to chat. . .we're in for the "BIG ONE" and I need to prepare my disaster kit and set the DVR. I wonder if 90210 will record if the power goes out? We are supposed to get slammed with snow in the next 24 hours. Jerry and Tracy are saying up to 14 inches and Andy already has his sleeves rolled up. Every notice that the weather guys loosen their ties and roll up their sleeves as it gets worse? But our family favorite is Tom Skilling~or as we call him "Tommy Skillhead" Tom has a "moment of glee" every time the isobars are tightly packed across the lake. Love him.
Question #2 What was my black lab's name? Oliver Ashley Correct! Bridget BJ **A bit of a trick question as I did have dogs named Oliver and BJ at one time**
Question #3 What is my favorite movie ever? Top Gun Dead Poet\'s Society Fame When Harry Met Sally Correct! **Another trick as these are all in the top 5 but When Harry Met Sally trumps 'em all.
Question #4 What's my favorite fast food restaurant? Burger King McDonalds Wendys Correct! White Castle **Though I can see why Christine got that wrong. I made her eat White Castle to try and get me in labor with Amelia.
Question #5 My first job was at the mall. What store? The Limited Gymboree The Gap County Seat Correct! **I sold Guess jeans at Chicago Ridge Mall**
Question #6 What is the one fruit I hate? Bananas Correct! Kiwi Grapes Blueberries **Bananas are just icky.
Question #7 Who was my first boyfriend? Lance Mike J Correct! Doug Tim **Another trick. Techincally, Mike J was the correct answer. However, Doug was probably my first "real" boyfriend. Like we actually went on dates and stuff as opposed to just making out at Sandy Mels parties when Mike and I were "going out" in 8th grade. And Lance, only in my dreams!
Question #8 Where do I go to church? Faith CRC Crown Point CRC Crossroads Correct! **Um, Aimee, you go to church with me and you got this wrong. Hello?
Question #9 What is my favorite band? U2 Nickleback Bon Jovi All of the above Correct! **Love 'em all.
Question #10 What is my favorite TV show ever? Roseanne Little House on the Prairie Correct! St Elsewhere Days of our Lives **Long live Half Pint and Almanzo. I love him.
I need some Christmas shopping advice~especially from you boy moms who buy electronic gadgets. Caroline really wants a pink Nintendo DS for Christmas. Where is the best place to buy one? Is Ebay a good place? Are there ever coupons that you can use? How can I search for the best price without driving all over town? Will I ever be skinny again? Is she the right age for one? Will I ever see her face again or will it forever have that dazed computer screen stare? Are you sick of my questions? HELP!
With the season of cheer upon us, I feel the need to remind us all of some simple rules when out and about. I have already been out and encountered many a Hooiser who needs an reminder. So here's a handy primer for all. . .
GROCERY SHOPPING DO stay to the right of the aisle when stopping to check ingredients, compare prices, ect. This allows others to pass easily.
DON'T stop in the middle of the aisle when running into your BFF from high school. Kindly resume shopping or move the reunion to Starbucks.
DON'T make the poor clerk do a price check on every stinkin' item in your cart because you are sure that the sign said "Buy 1 get 10 Free" DO make dang certain that if you ask for a price check that you are correct.
DON'T chat on your cell phone while meandering back and forth down the aisle, making it impossible for me to pass you.
THE MALL DON'T walk against the flow of traffic. With a stroller, 7 kids, Grandma in a wheelchair, and a seeing eye dog.
DO leave your coat in the car. I do not want to carry it for you. (This only pertains to my shopping companions. I do not carry strangers coats.) I also do not want to hear about how warm you are in your parka.
DO be aware of your surroundings~especially when needing to back up. My baby does not wish to be sat upon.
DON'T allow small children to behave like, well, small children in stores which they have no place in. Right now I can not think of one of those but I'm sure there is one or two.
DON'T hog Santa. Hug, smile for a pic, share your list, and get the heck out. Don't come back while my kid is sitting there and ask her to move so you can get another snap shot.
While on the subject of Santa DO remove yourself from the line in the event of a potty/diaper emergency. I would be happy to hold your place in line while you attend to business in a more private area.
DON'T attempt to return an item with no reciept or tags and then cuss out the store manager because she won't give you a cash refund.
PARKING LOTS DO remember pedestrians have the right of way. Especially in marked cross walks.
DON'T park in the "Expectant Mother" parking if you do not own a uterus.
DON'T "steal" a spot that someone is obviously waiting for. If turn signal is on and car is waiting for another car to clear out, it is their spot.
DO return your cart to cart corral.
DOallow the pregnant, elderly, or mom with many children to have the closer spot. If you are alone, adult, able-bodied, and it is not a blizzard, please let those of us who need to shlep 3 kids into Target have the closer spot.
One final overriding tidbit~DO NOT for the love of Pete take your toddler out shopping at 9:30 pm and then yell "I'm gonna whip your butt!" at her for behaving like a toddler who should be in bed not in Target.
Thank you for reading and have a joyous shopping season!
Since I do consider dressing my daughters to be an Oympic sport~hey, I gotta be good at something~I'm flat-out copying Lisa's idea of Fashion Friday. It also gives me something post about other than all my angst. So here they are in all their glory! :-)
First we have a teeny newborn Greta in Playtime Piggy from Gymboree, that set is a Size Preemie!
Next is Amelia at 3 months in an awesome Tommy patchwork jumper I actually got at a garage sale! What a deal!
Last but not least is kindergarten Caroline in a great Gymboree Poppies set~we have had that set in 3 different sizes she loved it so much!
Thanks for looking and will someone PUH-LEEZE tell me how to make my posts with pics pretty?!?!?
We had an interesting trauma last week. We were at MOPS cleaning up (well, chatting) and Greta takes a dive onto the iron table base. I'm thinking she's ok, just whacked her noggin. I'm snuggling her and I say to Shawnie, "I taste blood. Did I cut my lip?" No, but blood is covering the back of Greta's head. And I missed this, how?
So to be safe (and cuz he's less than a mile up the road) we stopped to see good ole Dr Stroman. It goes something like this.
I walk in and announce "I don't have an appointment but we've got a head wound!"
And what does Tae Ni say? "I LOVE head wounds!" Takes a look at her and says, "Yep, ya gotta take her for stitches." Groovy.
Then Cool Nurse with the Nosering Lisa yells from the back, "We've got the staple gun!"
Um, hello? Did you say GUN?!? And STAPLES?!?!?! So Tae Ni whips out the gun, pulls her hairback and before I can spit out "Doesn't she need ANESTHESIA?!?!" He puts 2 staples in head.
So now Miss Greta-Boo has metal in her head and will not be passing through security anytime soon. She didn't even flinch. Wow.
And I know all of you are asking yourself "What become of her outfit with all that blood?" Worry not, I think I can save the outfit~great set from Petting Zoo. (OK, quit laughing behind my back. I made $1600 bucks this week. :-P ) I tried to check it discreetly while holding her and Shawnie caught me.
Seriously. Like crazy love. Like I am still wearing leggings with big sweaters. Oh yeah, that's cool again. VH1 is running another totally rad show to feed my obsessions with both the 80s and organzied lists~The Top 100 Songs of the 80s. I am only thru 34 so DO NOT RUIN it if you know them all. I have it all TiVo'd and need to catch up.
A family friend who is a big music junkie once told me there was "no good music made after 1972" I find that wrong on so many levels~the biggest of which is I was born in 1972 and I did not ruin the music scene. I have thought about his statement and have modified it a bit. I think most people name their favorite music as what was popular when they were teenagers. Now I'm a big fan of what the kids are listening to today but I will always hold the 80s were the best. My parents thought the 60s were the best. And on and on.
So my QOTD is what are YOUR Top Ten of the 80's? Here's mine. I think. I may add more. Offensive and controversial as they may be. . .
10. Livin on a Prayer~Bon Jovi 9. Only in My Dreams~Debbie Gibson 8. Personal Jesus~Depeche Mode 7. It Takes Two~Rob Bass and DJ EZ Rock 6. Pour Some Sugar On Me~Def Leppard 5. Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For~U2 4. Every Rose Has It's Thorn~Poison 3. Material Girl~Madonna 2. Pride (In the Name of Love)-U2 1. Paradise City~Guns N Roses
I'm a 30-ish wife to Tim and mom to 3 girls~Caroline 12, Amelia 7, and Greta 6 PLUS little monster boy~Wyatt. I try to live my life as I would want to see it played back in a Lifetime movie. . . with Jennie Garth playing the role of me. I offend an average 3.6 people per day. I'm trying to cut back.