Friday, May 11, 2007

Friday Five

FIVE BEST QUOTES FROM MY FRIENDS
1. OB: How are you at remembering to take your prenatals?
FRIEND: About as good as I am at remembering to take my birth control.

2. CHILD: Mommy, I can't sleep.
MOMMY: Why not?
CHILD: Because Texas is the Lone Star State.

3. I need to clean my house in case DCFS shows up.

4. Those were my drunk-and-naked years.

5. The TV does not watch itself.

FIVE BEST SONGS TO LISTEN TO WHEN YOU'VE BEEN DUMPED
1. Every Rose Has It's Thorn~Poison
2. I Hate Myself for Loving You~Joan Jett
3. Anything by Alanis Morrisette or Avril Lavenge
4. All Cried Out~Lisa Lisa and Clut Jam
5. Could've Been~Tiffany

FIVE BEST ALBUMS YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF
1. El Camino Yes Maybe~Emitter
2. Romeo Unchained~Tonio K
3. Swimming in a Human Ocean~Servant
4. The Turning~Leslie Phillips
5. Naked~River Sevens Well

8 comments:

kkoois said...

Amen to the #5 quote. I think I've heard that one before...

candi said...

I believe I may be responsible for more than one of those quotes!! Well at least I know your listening to me!

Carol said...

You're right... I've never heard of those albums, and 3 of those songs!

Mommy Brain said...

My favorite Jen saying: You better start behaving and stop whinning or I'm gonna sell you to traveling gypsies!

Jen said...

I think I hear the horses now. . .

i am not said...

Could someone please explain quote #2 to me? I don't get it.

amanda said...

Same here, Jana! Having a blond moment, I think!

Jen said...

It was Kary's kid's desperate attempt to stay out of bed. He had a game where he learned the state facts and he insisted that thinking about Texas was keeping him awake. I was on the phone with her at the time and that was the exact exchange. When I was listening I was expecting to hear the usual arguments against naptime but that one just cracked me up.