Monday, May 19, 2008

I Have the Asian Typhoid South American Parasite Tapeworm. . .Or Something Like That

I have been fighting this weird thing for 5 days now. According to WebMd, I either

A. am Lactose Intolerant
B. have just returned from a third world country
C. have an intestinal parasite
D. have a tumor
E. have scurvy or dysentary
F. am going to die

Hm. . .I really don't like any of my options. All I can say is that the 7-Up and Chicken Soup diet had better get me to my goal weight.

6 comments:

kkoois said...

or,

G.am pregnant

Jen said...

Shut up.

MamaNeena said...

I really enjoy reading your blog! I am linking you on my page.

Anne said...

You are pregnant. None of those other illnesses are plausible.

Carol said...

hee hee hee hee hee

Ann(ie) said...

There is definitely something in the blog water you know. ;) teehee.

I have had to stop Googling my symptoms. My Dr. yelled at me b/c I'm ALWAYS convinced that I have a brain tumor.