All 18 eggs in a carton will be smashed when a toddler throws them into a grocery cart. He will then yell "OH WOW!". People will stare and call "Supernanny" on their cell phones.
Welcome to the world of boys! Every attempt is made to break, squish, ooze, smash, toss, chuck, stomp etc anything and everything! Send the Supernanny down to my place when she's done at your house (she'll only need 5 minutes at your house to see that you are doing just fine as a mommy!!) Happy Thanksgiving!
I thought of a new book! "If you give a toddler an egg carton." I think you've got a best seller on your hands...you'll give the mouse a run for his money!
I'm a 30-ish wife to Tim and mom to 3 girls~Caroline 12, Amelia 7, and Greta 6 PLUS little monster boy~Wyatt. I try to live my life as I would want to see it played back in a Lifetime movie. . . with Jennie Garth playing the role of me. I offend an average 3.6 people per day. I'm trying to cut back.
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Wow! Thanks for that...wouldn't have known otherwise. LMAO
So, if ABC calls, when are you available?
did you just put the eggs back on the shelf?
if you go on supernanny, can i bring my kid for the show, too? i'm not ashamed to admit that i need her!!
Yep. Discreetly.
Welcome to the world of boys! Every attempt is made to break, squish, ooze, smash, toss, chuck, stomp etc anything and everything! Send the Supernanny down to my place when she's done at your house (she'll only need 5 minutes at your house to see that you are doing just fine as a mommy!!) Happy Thanksgiving!
I thought of a new book! "If you give a toddler an egg carton." I think you've got a best seller on your hands...you'll give the mouse a run for his money!
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