Monday, February 25, 2008

It Was Not Supposed To Happen

It happened. I have an affliction. One I swore would never happen to me. I am a good girl. I plan. I prepare. But this little thing b____ slapped me upside the head. I was watching an old episode of "Dharma and Greg" with Dharma taking care of her new baby brother. I have baby fever. My baby is huge. He is ready to leave home and take a wife. I need a new one. I think I'll go have a drink until this feeling passes.

6 comments:

mommy to an angel said...

WHAT?!? You have got to be kidding me!

Kary said...

OK. I will have to bring my four over for a play date. Maybe we can invite Christine and make it twelve. That should do the trick. Twelve kids, three moms, and a bottle of beer.

Mommy Brain said...

You're a freak! And I say that with all the love in my heart! I second Kary...maybe 12 kids would set you straight! Oh, and wait until he starts moving...and touching everything and following you all over the house...and....

Kary said...

...And making farting noises, and flushing things down the toilet, and peeing on the wall...and...

amanda said...

Blank stare. lol...
:) You KNOW I can't talk, so that's all I'll say. :)

Heaven Sent said...

Gulp...you are one special woman!