Why do men define any movie with fast cars, men jumping out off fast cars, and scantily-clad women on top of fast cars as "good"?
Why does the gas company send me a bill every month? I just paid them.
Why does my 7 year old ask me what hell is while I'm trying to get her to bed?
Why does a 7 month pregnant woman look better in gauchos than me?
Screaming baby. . .Predestination~discuss. I'll be right back.
Why do my girls still throw food on the floor even though the dog is dead?
Why do men feel they need a medal or sex for every act of housework they complete?
Why do they ask me if I want fries with that? Duh!
Why is honesty confused with being not nice?
Why do books cost so much?
Why is 90210 off the air?
Why is it not OK to listen to Guns and Roses in my minivan? While squealing into the church parking lot for VBS?