FIVE BEST THINGS ABOUT BEDREST
1. I am really caught up on Days.
2. My sciatic nerve doesn't hurt so bad since I'm not moving so much.
3. Laundry? What laundry?
4. Meals from people who are way better cooks than I!
5. More time to obsess over baby names.
FIVE BEST THINGS ABOUT 2 YR OLDS
1. They are not 1 yr olds.
2. They're love of dental hyegine.
3. Mullets.
4. When counting to ten, they love to yell their favorite number, "SEX!"
5. The Rainman-like repeating of everything.
FIVE BEST SONGS FOR HOUSECLEANING
1. I Wanna Be Sedated~The Ramones
2. Pour Some Sugar on Me~Def Leppard
3. Bad Reputation~Joan Jett
4. 9 to 5~Dolly Parton
5. Lord, I Lift Your Name on High~Petra
FIVE BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING PREGNANT
1. Feeling the baby move.
2. Not having to suck in my gut.
3. McDonald's french fries.
4. yeah, i got nothin else.
5. Nope. Nothin.
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5 comments:
So how is it that you put Pour some sugar and Lord I lift your name on high in the same list?
LMBO Christine!
And I'm with you on the 5 best things about being pregnant...I could only come up with 3 too! :)
another good thing about being pregnant is that you have an excuse to obsess over baby names?
Funny!
I, too, love any meal that others cook!
Your two year old loves dental hygiene? Can your 2 year old instill that in my 8 year old, 11 year old and 12 year old?
Carol, try showing the boys the pic on this link:
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.jbschilling.com/nursbot2w.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.jbschilling.com/child.html&h=123&w=152&sz=9&hl=en&start=158&um=1&tbnid=4FsuNFwQnT4MQM:&tbnh=78&tbnw=96&prev=/images%3Fq%3Drampant%2Bdental%2Bdecay%2Bphotos%26start%3D140%26ndsp%3D20%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN
That oughta do it... ;)
Amanda, thanks! I don't know if it will work for them, but I have a sudden urge to brush my teeth and floss and gargle and brush again for a while!
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