Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Some Random Bible Fun

Here's a fun quiz. I am a Jerry Falwell Christian. Not so glad to hear that~not so much a fan of 'Ole Jer. Oh well. I think I fit more with George Bush Sr. but I do love me some sweet tea. So what kind of Christian are you?!?


You view the Bible as historically accurate and divinely inspired. You go to church every Sunday, with the Good Book in a Bible cover, and Wednesday night for Bible study. You've read at least one of the books in the apocalyptic "Left Behind" series, prefer your iced tea very sweet, and suspect Bill Clinton has murdered somebody somewhere in Arkansas. You're furious that people actually believe "The Da Vinci Code" and have bought a book debunking the novel. You wept uncontrollably all three times you went to see "The Passion of the Christ" and have ordered the DVD in bulk to give copies to friends. You may watch Eternal Word Television Network, and you adore Dr. Laura, Chuck Colson, James Dobson, and Rush Limbaugh. You enjoy some episodes of "Joan of Arcadia" but think it's not reverent enough--"Touched by an Angel" was better. If you're Catholic, you go to Latin Mass and weekly confession, though you don't have much to confess. You think homosexuals are sinful but try periodically to love them. You think the surrounding culture is so polluted that you shop at Christian bookstores, listen only to Christian radio and send your kids to Christian or parochial schools--or homeschool them. You give generously to your church and Christian charities. The Bible provides you not only a direct connection to God but a roadmap for how to lead your life.

10 comments:

Carol said...

394
Disagree with "their" interpretation of me, though!

Amanda said...

394 also...Jerry Falwell for me, too. :)

Mommy Brain said...

381
I like the description of the George Bush sr. christian better...I guess that comes from livning with Doug all these years.

msbauer said...

i think i was 374 or something. yeah, DEFINITELY don't agree with the description! i HATE sweet tea.

ha ha, just kidding. i actually LOVE sweet tea and the description is wrong but for that.

it has already been a long morning and i am coming down with a cold....

Heaven Sent said...

394...I hate any kind of tea!

biermadoc said...

291
George Sr, does that make me too liberal for you guys?

Jen said...

If you look closely at the questions, anyone who takes the Bible at it's word ends up Jerry Falwell.

Kary said...

I'm curious, Doug. . .how did you end up with that score?

biermadoc said...

I just answered the questions. I found a few of them a little tricky. The one that really caught me was the "Kingdom of God" question, my knee jerk reaction was heaven, but that's not really what Jesus talked about most. Mostly he talked about getting your priorities in line with God's and loving your neighbor. After that one I went back and reanalyzewd my answers very carefully.

Kary said...

ohhhhh.